This is what happened when i was a fuckgirl

You post more selfies than any other pic…

You’re clearly a narcissist because your WHOLE FEED on EVERY platform is of your rig and/or face. We KNOW you’re attractive sầu. A nice brunch flatlay would just break things up a bit, you know?

FUN GAME: This girl probably has a whole reel of pics of herself. Steal her phone just for shits and gigs. If she’s taken the same photo lớn so many times she’s reached double-digits, walk away ASAP. 

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You text your ex every now and then…

Just so he doesn’t forget about you. This is generally done after you’ve gotten a new job/uploaded a hot DP/got a new boyfriend etc. My dear, stop with this fuckery & unless you have something important to tell him or you’re still friends. Let hlặng move on with his life.

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You have sầu your read receipts switched on…

And you open messages then wait a few hours/days before responding. That power gets you off.

You’ve knowingly been a side chick before…

Ladies, I’m not referring to the times you’ve been duped into lớn letting some guy put his P in your V, only khổng lồ realise he has a regular V he puts his P in. I’m referring lớn the gals that KNOW a guy is taken & DGAF. Of course, the guy is to lớn blame if he decides lớn cheat but come ON, tư vấn your sisters at least.

You’re cavalier about cheating in general…

TBH you’ve sầu never really been faithful khổng lồ boyfriends and having a sneaky affair doesn’t phase you at all. But if he dared cheat on you, you’d bloody well chop off his balls.

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You don’t refer to men by their names…

Chaps are stored on your phone as a nickname that your friends will know them by too. So there’s no ‘Jack’, ‘Sam’ or ‘Fred’ saved; rather, ‘Jaông chồng And The Tiny Penis’, ‘Shit Band’ or ‘Foot Fetish Fred’ etc

You’ve sầu used sex as a weapon…

When you KNOW you’ve fucked up & decided the best way lớn make hyên to forget about it is with your tongue.

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You string guys along…

You don’t REALLY want lớn be with them, but their cute puppy love & unadulterated admiration for you is nice for the ol’ ego, so you keep them around.

You’ve kept men on retainer…

You give sầu them just enough attention per month khổng lồ keep the cute messages, buổi tiệc nhỏ invites và gifts coming in.

You’ll only date men with money…

The WORST type of fuckgirl, a man is not a financial plan ladies! You just want someone to fund your lifestyle và career as an influencer. You don’t give sầu a flying fuchồng about hlặng as a person, just how many zeros are attached lớn his bank trương mục.

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You’ve sầu broken ‘the code’…

You know what the code is. You don’t date your friend’s ex-boyfriends even if it was one date that took place seven years ago. And I don’t care how ‘wrong’ they were for each other, hoes before bros.

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You’ve left your gal pals or cancelled on them, just for the D

If you’ve sầu been out on the town with your gals, only to leave sầu them at 8pm to chase a rather fetching looking chap and his one-eyed-snake – you’re a bit of a snake yourself. Gals nights are for fun, not fuckery. This applies to lớn those who ditch their ladies at the last minute because they swiped right on a particularly tasty treat.


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